Embarrassing Reality You Have To Face When Checking In With Your Spouse

So you bought tupperware and invested in a Netflix joint account, which is very cute. But are you ready to face the awkward reality of living with your partner?

Sure: YespartWe can see true love in your life every day, but we don’t need to tell you; they talked you into signing a lease. But living together is more meaningful than halving bills, lazy “winking” Sundays and not having to cook every day.

Moreover, the huge difference between toilet quarrels, conflicting schedules, passive aggressive text messages, and chaotic tolerance makes the “Sanders vs. Trump” difference seem to be split in two.

Before we enter the strange sh * t, all couples will be different(don’t worry, we will only provide some interesting examples for better measurement). Therefore, before suffering for their special troubles, the following are the embarrassing realities that everyone should face when living with their spouse.

You will grow up slowly and like movies again

It may be strange to share a single room apartment with your father and brother(if you are a man) or your mother and sister(if you are a woman). But for at least six months you won’t realize that you haven’t seen a movie you really like. Unlike reality shows(love dramas and other Spanish soap operas), your attitude towards good movies often makes you stick to it. Because reality shows attract you in 30 seconds. So don’t let~bae~object to good action movies(or invest in the second screen and good headphones) before signing the dotted line.

But you mayprobably)Be fascinated by their favorite TV show

Over time, they will exhaust you. Before you realize this, you will ask to talk about your tardiness for work again in the middle of the program.

I’m fighting for the dishes

Compared with the Share House partition formed around the kitchen sink, you would think it would be easy to live with your spouse. After all, when you only live with another person, whose chaos is obvious, so you can assume that the tableware Cold War is over safely? Unfortunately, there was a nasty little mistake in our system: “human nature”, so we finally argued about it. The starting point of the popular argument is as follows.

  • “You are lazy. The frozen lasagna baked on the plate is longer than my basil spaghetti and can be washed clean.”
  • “It will be done tomorrow”
  • “Forgot”
  • “I have a lot of time at home, so I should do more”(Unless you like to dance on your head with a frying pan, this is definitely to be avoided. Because your spouse not only needs to enjoy a day off, but also when it comes to your order, you will thank you for not turning your fingers into plums all morning.)

You’ll be too lazy to date.

Yes, we can go to the movies. Spending $60 to sit with a teenager who just discovered the “noisy French kiss” and a Hoyts “membership card holder” who saw the movie yesterday can point out what will happen after each scene, or stay home and play the exact same video for free. Calculate… and: although many hysterical websites have warned about the danger of “don’t date often”, we believe that the quality of dating is very important, not where you use it(that is, turning off the TV means dating!)

You will hear the other person go to the toilet.

You will try to procrastinate, but one day, no matter they go home early, you will have bad luck, or you will just stop(forgive) the booing, or hear your spouse fall into the bathroom with a similar sound from the Brass band.

I need a night without an appointment.

Forget about the night. When you live together 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, it’s really helpful to arrange high-quality alone time. Example: Spending time together is also important. But this is not an embarrassing reality.(If so, please feel free to add it to the list and reconsider the relationship.)

The annoying habits will show up eventually

When you first move here, you will find yourself always excited, not relaxed, eager to make a good impression, etc. But in the end, through a hard day’s work and a bad night’s sleep, whisky poisoning/too much abuse/lack of patience for lovers to snore will become very obvious.

You can’t always have the best and the worst at the same time.

Today is Friday. You just ran out of the park with this week’s to-do list. You want to order a never – ending espresso martini with your spouse. Unfortunately, they are moody and under great pressure and do not want to go out. Because they are busy in the morning. This is bad, but hey: this is the purpose of friends.

I think I should focus on other times.

You are promoting your own epic(if you say so) 2PAC playlist. Go home from work to go to the gym. Clean all excel spreadsheets you saw this week. Entering the bae, she was very sad that you didn’t kiss her this morning. Intense dn m(For those who can’t say “handsome words five years ago”, dn m=profound and meaningful.)youIf your partner is moved by deep emotional thoughts, your partner can neither participate in nor participate in the long written legend.

You will eat junk food at different times

The struggle of desire can be carried out in any direction. People who “don’t want to eat” can reject the suggestions of UberEats and Ben ‘Jerry from other partners. “Fat bastard” partners(# guilty) can make former health partners believe that “doughnuts are basically just bread”. “Just think, French fries are really just potatoes…”

We will spend more time together, but enjoy less.

Disclaimer: You should try to avoid this situation. But science shows that the more things you touch(or people in this case), the less you like them. Unfortunately, this will cause you to hear 50% of your spouse’s daily reports, 15% of your attention, and only 5% of your results. The best way to prevent this is to admit that it is inevitable, and consciously show the other party the reason for being together at the beginning(if you can’t afford a spontaneous romantic holiday, bake chocolate cookies). Or: Listening is fun

You gained the fame of Sculpture AF.

If one(or both) of you are introverts, you may leave social activities early and become famous. Fortunately, there is a solution: suck it~socialize~. Or maintain a healthy social life alone.

I want to fight for money

If you don’t deal with the annoying things(Australian Energy Corporation, Coles, Netflix) that keep you alive by saving the same joint account every month, you may have pocket money disputes. The advantage is that if there is no joint account(or if you want to), there is no guarantee that the argument will not stop(“with or without you”).authenticallyWash your armpits with my organic bio engineering shampoo? “).

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